Recruitment ORLY

[Soul3ater]

Welcome to [SRSLY] Clan

Postby Hoxx » Thu Aug 18, 2011 7:13 pm
Steps:

1. Register on these forums - PLEASE ONLY SIGN UP TO OUR FORUMS WITH YOUR INGAME WOT NAME

2. After you have registered on these forums, pls make a new topic and put your recruitment details

3. Apply to join the clan via WOT forum: http://uc.worldoftanks.eu/uc/clans/500003011-SRSLY/ (you will need to log in first!) if you have not already joined

4. Then, once you have been accepted as a recruit, (you will need to be approved first) please make yourself at home in our forums and our TS


The Serious Business™-Recruitment form


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QUESTIONNAIRE (all questions, marked with a * are compulsory)
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*1. Interested to join (make sure, you meet our requirements [http://tullinge.homeserver.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=292] before ticking a box):
[ ] SRSLY: [your link to your noobmeter profile comes here...]
[x] ORLY: [...or here]


*2. Basic Level of English (we expect you to make yourself understood in English, verbally and in writing):
[ ] SIEMA!
[x] Cheers!
[ ] I don't like 'IQ-Tests', they bore the shit out of me.


*3. Sex: (rate your gender on a scale from 1 to 10: mark it with [ ])
--- 1(male) --- [2] --- 3 --- 4 --- 5 --- 6 --- 7 --- 8 --- 9 --- 10 (female) ---


4. Name / mandatory: (the real one, would just be nice to know)
Moe


*5. Country: (we have a lot of prejudices, therefore we need to know where you are from)
Qadar


*6. How much time do you spend per week playing WoT? (we are committed to some serious tanking here, are you too?)
everyday


*7. Best tank(s):T57,obj 140, fv 25b 183,E-50M and wz 132(the highest tier/s) 10 tier x's


*8. Noticeable tanks: (all other tanks worth mentioning: does not need to be 10) amx 50 100, foch 155 and t57


*9. Are you a self-reflective rage-tanker?
[ ] GO PLAY TETRIS NOOB!
[x] I am always teamed up with the tomato-power fraction, but I cry in silence.
[ ] Sorry guys, at this question my ping went crazy... I have no idea what happened there.


*9. Anyone known within Serious Business:None


*10. Who in Serious Business recruited/contacted/seduced/tortured you: none


11. Complete the following sentences:
11.1 EU1-Server sucks, because...ping is bit high-esh
11.2 EU2-Server rocks, because...my ping is pwnsome
11.3 I trust in the Clan leadership, because...they will lead us to victoryz


*12. What clan(s) were you in before, if any: (share your WoT track-record with us) wjde, kia and f-f-f


*13. Reason for leaving your clan: (this is the part where you can make feel the audience here very good)
No clan wars.


*14. If joining with friends, which friends you are joining with: (please post their names as links to their respective profiles)None


*15. Reasons for wanting to join the Serious Business WoT Community: (whether SRSLY or ORLY: similar to question 13, but now in a direct way: make us some serious compliments)
Very good clan and awesome players.

*16. Previous competitive gaming experience: (if any)


*17. What's the most important part of playing your named best tank: (be creative on a serious note) firepower, speed and decent armour.


*18. True of false?
18.1 My shots are always fully aimed at the enemy tank's weak-spots while I use the location I am in to my advantage. If I die, my team sucked, not me. [ ] True - [ ] False
18.2 I would never insult a random puppie player. [ x] True - [ ] False
18.3 My E-peen is bigger than my real *****. [ ] True - [ ] False - [x ] hihi
18.4 I actually wanted to join another clan, I regard to be better than SRSLY/ORLY, but they did not take me. [ ] True - [ x] False - [ ] Q.Q
18.5. Sometimes I play seal-clubbing tanks, not to farm rating, but because I *cough cough* like these tanks. Really. [ ] True - [x ] False - [ ] Quickly checking my vehicle-stats... brb.
18.6. After doing this questionnaire I want to join SRSLY/ORLY even more than ever before! [x ] True - [ ] False
to be continued


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Terms and Conditions
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We take our World of Tanks activities serious enough, to regularly participate in the so called end-game content. Meaning: we expect our members to show up for Clan Wars and to register for tournaments if a Clan's team is competing. We play Tank Companies to train our team-play skills and participation in these is taken for granted. We have a healthy amount of clan internal competitions and it would be nice if you pitch in with your ideas. Our forums are to be frequently visited and at least read for obvious reasons. When you are online in World of Tanks, we expect you to be online on TeamSpeak as well and preferably platoon with your clan-mates. For the communication we follow four simple principles: sanity, reason, common sense - and sometimes trolling and teasing each other in a friendly way. This also implies, that we expect our members to be aware, that you always represent this community when rolling in pubs, thus: be the better person and vent your rage and/or frustration in a silent, private way - not in public.

[ ] I have read and understood the Terms and Conditions.
[ ] I haven't read the Terms and Conditions, because I really want to be with you guys and my impatience is driving me nuts.
[ ] I have read, but not understood the Terms and Conditions, because my brains had a lag-spike.



Thank you for reading my application and considering me to join the Serious Business Tanking Community.


[Soul3ater]